Submitted by Danny Grubb, Seattle, WA
This is a shout out to all of my Glad Dads out there. Keep that van rollin’ and those lunch sacks full. You’re representin’ the whole Dad crew, so step up your game suckas!
You got somethin’ to say? Holla back in the comments below.
(My kids will grow up to hate me because I will insist on talking like this in front of their friends :)
Friend: “Why does your Dad talk like that?”
My Daughter(s): “Because he’s a big dork with no social skills".
Friend: ”Oh.”
Me: “I’m keepin’ it real!”